Husband Wife Jokes

 

Husband Wife Joke

Machli Ko Dana:

 Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?

Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware

Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai

Wife Ke Liye Taj Mahal:

Wife-kitna pyar karte ho hame.

Husband-shahjhan jitna.

Wife-mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge.

Hsbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu

pagli der to tu kar rahi he.

Husband Ke 32 Daat:

Husband:

Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di hai

chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?

WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai

2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

Nind Me Galiya:

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend

mai galia kyu de rahe the?

Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue hai..

Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?

Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha

 

Wife Jannat Me:

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband

k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna he,

Wife: aisa kyu?

Husband: Are pagli isi liye to

use jannat kehte hai..

Khane Me Jahar:

Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana..